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and applause ] >> donald trump at a recent campaign rally, that he has never met a human being whose lied as much as ted cruz. then melania said, you tell him handsome. [ light laughter ] donald trump at a campaign rally yesterday, repeatedly referred to dr. ben carson as obama, though to be fair, it's not like he's been responding to ben. [ applause ] come on. come on out. no, no, you gotta come out. ben! [ laughter ] a cellist, you guys have been waiting for a joke about a cellist, right? [ light laughter ] a cellist in oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana in his car trunk. thankfully when they pulled him over he didn't resort to violins. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. thank you, thank you. i also thought it was great. [ light laughter ] a prominent exorcist in west africa has claimed that beautful women are more likely to be possessed by evil spirits. well, he's not completely wrong. [ light laughter ] and finally, the 140th west minster kennel club dog show wrapped up last night, and cj, a german short-haired pointer took home best in show. not, as stev
and applause ] >> donald trump at a recent campaign rally, that he has never met a human being whose lied as much as ted cruz. then melania said, you tell him handsome. [ light laughter ] donald trump at a campaign rally yesterday, repeatedly referred to dr. ben carson as obama, though to be fair, it's not like he's been responding to ben. [ applause ] come on. come on out. no, no, you gotta come out. ben! [ laughter ] a cellist, you guys have been waiting for a joke about a cellist,...
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president bush and his team of purposely lying the country into war in iraq, saying, "i will tell you they lied. they said there were weapons of mass destruction, there were none. they knew there were none." your response? >> um -- he sounds like a liberal democrat to me, brett. >> seth: finally, someone who's not afraid to snarl back at trump. remember, cheney's always gonna have the upper hand. trump only claims he can shoot someone and get away with it. cheney did it. [ laughter ] so it will be interesting to see how gop voters respond to this debate over the bush legacy, but trump hasn't only been critical of bush's handling of the iraq war, he also has his own well-thought out plan for fighting terrorism. >> i would bomb the [ bleep ] out of 'em. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god. every plan is terrible. this has been "a closer look." ♪ [ applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ life as spokesbox is great. people love me for saving them over half a grand when they switch to progressive. so i'm dabbling in new ventures. it was board-game night with
president bush and his team of purposely lying the country into war in iraq, saying, "i will tell you they lied. they said there were weapons of mass destruction, there were none. they knew there were none." your response? >> um -- he sounds like a liberal democrat to me, brett. >> seth: finally, someone who's not afraid to snarl back at trump. remember, cheney's always gonna have the upper hand. trump only claims he can shoot someone and get away with it. cheney did it. [...
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well, maybe a clue lies in bernie's own choice of automobile. >> what kind of car do you actually have? >> i have a small chevrolet. it is one of the smallest chevys that they make. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i mean, it's so small, it's not even a car really. it's more of a scooter with doors. [ laughter ] that's the chevy equality. but the conservative freak-out about bernie's democratic socialism doesn't stop there. it even extends to his appearance. >> as freaky as sanders is on so many levels -- i mean, he's a hardcore socialist, raising taxes to 90%. he's a freak to look at. >> seth: "he's a freak to look at," says the guy who looks like he ate tony danza. [ laughter and applause ] but that wasn't even the silliest reaction to bernie's socialism. there was also bill o'reilly, who knows how to overreact like no one else. >> you know, look, i'm fleeing. if bernie sanders gets elected president, i'm fleeing. i'm going to ireland. >> seth: i hate to break it to you, bill, but if you think ireland will be an oasis from the bernie sanders socialist nightmare, you're in for a shock beca
well, maybe a clue lies in bernie's own choice of automobile. >> what kind of car do you actually have? >> i have a small chevrolet. it is one of the smallest chevys that they make. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i mean, it's so small, it's not even a car really. it's more of a scooter with doors. [ laughter ] that's the chevy equality. but the conservative freak-out about bernie's democratic socialism doesn't stop there. it even extends to his appearance. >> as freaky as...
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like they just walk -- we just, like, in this zone where we see them for truth or lies. it's weird. >> that's amazing. >> seth: yeah. we just process it at a totally different level. >> just even while you're eating your omelettes in a diner, you think, "i know he's going to shake my hand, but i can make a decision on behalf of the rest of the country here." [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, absolutely. the other thing is that -- which it's so great to be in new hampshire, i lived there. my parents are there. i love my parents. >> yeah. >> seth: it's great to be in new hampshire, not now. >> right. >> seth: not this time of year. >> yeah, sure. >> seth: like, if my parents called and said, "we really need you to come home." i'd be like, "i'll wait. i'll come in march." [ laughter ] i'm not coming. >> yeah. >> seth: it's like slush. it's awful. >> yeah. and also, well it's just now, every four years, you don't want to be filling up your car and have governor kasich say, "hey, nice to meet you, friend." >> seth: yeah. >> "please, please don't let me use my matrix-like vision on
like they just walk -- we just, like, in this zone where we see them for truth or lies. it's weird. >> that's amazing. >> seth: yeah. we just process it at a totally different level. >> just even while you're eating your omelettes in a diner, you think, "i know he's going to shake my hand, but i can make a decision on behalf of the rest of the country here." [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, absolutely. the other thing is that -- which it's so great to be in new...
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es. >> sh: s jonot into a li twier beewi narump. na tmp claimed tt had never golf witsam jackso te, "i don't know sael l. jacksoto the best of -- theryou go. "to e bestf knoed. i han'played gwith him and think he does too manyv commercials. boringnot fan." u came -- you came to e defense sam jks immediel u twd ght , e ondonaru. played golf with samu. ckson d me we. weo had lunch together, shrimpnd hot dog sounfami?" [ lahter ] >> yh. >> seth: so,ou -- e three of y golfed together? >> we golfed together at tmpcourse in bedminster, and had a eat time. >>eth: yeah.>> i don't uerstand ho me can say they not- they're not a fan of sam jackson? >>eth: how can you nota faof sam jackson? h can you n be n of mueljackn? seth: aan r this country? >> ectly. [ light lauger ] >>eth: thas funn yocan be the psident of ssia and not lsam jackson. >> but n the president of the unit states of arica. >> set how wast golfing with trump? >> you know at? trump is a great golfe >> seth: mm-m. i'm not gonna say trump eats, okay. his cay cheats for him. [ laht
es. >> sh: s jonot into a li twier beewi narump. na tmp claimed tt had never golf witsam jackso te, "i don't know sael l. jacksoto the best of -- theryou go. "to e bestf knoed. i han'played gwith him and think he does too manyv commercials. boringnot fan." u came -- you came to e defense sam jks immediel u twd ght , e ondonaru. played golf with samu. ckson d me we. weo had lunch together, shrimpnd hot dog sounfami?" [ lahter ] >> yh. >> seth: so,ou -- e...
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and the simpler things in li. like our drab clothing. that's right, daughter. and homemade haircuts. exactly, boy. besides, if it weren't for wires, how would cousin tobias get his privacy? hey - shut the blanket! i need my privacy! (vo) don't be a settler. get a $100 reward card [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to the show. we're here with carice van houten. and as we were saying carice, you play melisandre, the red woman, on "game of thrones." >> that's correct. >> seth: amazing character but sort of known for her steely, cryptic demeanor. very intense. >> yeah. >> seth: okay, my wife is having a baby soon. and because you are on the show today i couldn't help but wonder like what melisandre would be like at a baby shower. you know? i wonder. >> i wonder. >> seth: i just wonder. >> welcome, everyone, to alexi and seth's baby shower. kick t tngs off is go around the room and everyone share an motherhood. sue, you want to start? >> okay, i really like this one. god could not be everywhere and therefore he created mothers. >> oh! [ light laughter ]
and the simpler things in li. like our drab clothing. that's right, daughter. and homemade haircuts. exactly, boy. besides, if it weren't for wires, how would cousin tobias get his privacy? hey - shut the blanket! i need my privacy! (vo) don't be a settler. get a $100 reward card [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to the show. we're here with carice van houten. and as we were saying carice, you play melisandre, the red woman, on "game of thrones." >> that's...
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already has like five tunnels. [ laughter ] he is known to use tunnels to escape. [ laughter ] therein lies the joke. [ laughter ] every now and then, you want to put it in an explainer. a team of physicists today claim that they have -- that they have captured the sound of two black holes colliding one billion light years away. let's take a listen. hello [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: twin sisters in new jersey this week gave birth to baby girls just minutes apart from each other. [ nervous laughter ] "that's weird," said one of their boyfriends. [ laughter ] a recent study shows that almost 50 people have died since 2014 while attempting to take selfies. it's a surprising number that many people are calling too low. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, new photos have revealed that kim jong-un is a mac user -- oh, sorry, i left out a word. kim jong-un is a big mac user. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from the new film, "the meddler," academy award winner susan sarandon is in the house tonight. [ cheers and ap
already has like five tunnels. [ laughter ] he is known to use tunnels to escape. [ laughter ] therein lies the joke. [ laughter ] every now and then, you want to put it in an explainer. a team of physicists today claim that they have -- that they have captured the sound of two black holes colliding one billion light years away. let's take a listen. hello [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: twin sisters in new jersey this week gave birth to baby girls just minutes apart from each other. [...